Her algae bra.
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Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
I forgot to wet the soap.
The Frankenstork.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Pop-tart.
A slice of Pi.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Americas already got two running for president.
An Algae-bra.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You'll never forget her name.