Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Dresses up as an altar boy
Dress them up as dead lions
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Caesar salad
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
A hatchback.
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !