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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously