What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.