Ceasar Jokes

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.