Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.