Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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Bob

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Mascarpone!

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

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