Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Black Joke Jokes More Black Joke Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.