Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.