Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.