Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Pupil : It's stolen !

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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They bombed it...

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years