Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Hyaaaaatt Jokes More Hyaaaaatt Jokes

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!