Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Balcony Jokes More Balcony Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting