He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Because they'll never be perfect.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
On the road to Extinction.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
They're easier to find in the dark.
Because she was drinking on the job.
New Jersey got to pick first
New Jersey
Cause it had a hard drive.
Wooden you like to know
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
