Tunnel Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.