He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
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Dead in a tunnel.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
He lost his patience
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
A wind tunnel.
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
They pull up their pants.
