Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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They both came in a little behind.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!