Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!