Turn signals
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
Test-tickles
Two test-tickles!
They can't go into a store without Robin
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
A straight jacket.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
A condom
Being black.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
The lips are moving
Hoppy
A frog in a blender !