Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)