A key.
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Timing.
The High Cs
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Nothing. Trust me.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
