Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.