Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.