Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.