Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg