Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Noisy Noise Jokes More Noisy Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !