Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
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When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
Try to cheer it up.
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Zoos
hey zeus!"
At the Czech-out line.
A welfare Czech.
About four.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
What base you're counting in.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
It's just too hard.
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."