Mix Feeling Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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