Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
She buys a new car.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Look mom, an angel!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
Because he was Russian
Because their aims are white up my street
A small medium at large.
Om's Law.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Dual air bags.
