Tv Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"