Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.