Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
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Slot shaming.
It depends on where I draw the line.
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
Steak and negs. In shame and solitude
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
Cancer
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Decaf coffee!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
They love to pump kin.
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
A condescending condescending!
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
