It's 8:00 somewhere!
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Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because white girls cant even
Permutations.
You jacket.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Twitter only allows 160 characters
A rashtag.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
They don't work out.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
With the fishes.
A: Anything he wants to be called.
