Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality