Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Juan Percent Jokes More Juan Percent Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!