Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.