Web Developer Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin