Muhammad Ali Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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a milkshake

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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He had her.

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Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

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