School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why do black people like the NBA?

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Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

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