Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Mumford Jokes More Mumford Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Ocdc Jokes More Ocdc Jokes

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Haulin ' Oats Jokes More Haulin ' Oats Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues