Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Mumford Jokes More Mumford Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.