Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.