Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What mental illness does Hank Hill have?

Propanic Depression