Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!