Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.