Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.