Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.