Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

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Why are drums a fire hazard?

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!