Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's next, thought crimes?

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