Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes