Neurologist Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.