Neurologist Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE