What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.