What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil