What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.