Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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Because he ate too much of them.
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Chasing parked cars.
You have an oxident.
A: Fur traders.
Fur traders....
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
He was snowed in.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
She went to Jared.
That he only has a 6 inch.
