They were scared of sparks flying.
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Electro cute
Electro
They both love to spark up joints.
ROBOT: twitch, spark
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
apple juice
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Mewspapers !
They can never get past the bar.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Lazy bones.
Because it has two shifts.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
No Biggie.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Pump kin.