Contemplate Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...