Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog