Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*