Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag