Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".