Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!