Blind Woman Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.