Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb?

A lot, because they're fucking stupid.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Blond Woman Jokes More Blond Woman Jokes

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.