Cia Agent Jokes

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

How do you torture Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)