Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

8 Hobbit Jokes More 8 Hobbit Jokes

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....