Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.