Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.